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chasexjackson:

geekfrommars:

devastatic:

wigwamsuzie:

asleepinacity:

chikinpai:

foolsnevermove0nfapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG

I fucking lost it at the end I caNNOT OH MY GOD

OMG I WAS SNORTING SO HARD

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY FRIEND IS JUST LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M CRAZY

rlmjob:

the operation was a success

I don’t know whether to be disturbed for intrigued

nerdy-fandom-girl:

everythingisharrystyles:

what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

relax Satan

"A spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down"

medicine makes the medicine go down

medicine makes the medicine

wat

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h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

cheesecakemaster:

imnotyourordinaryhipster:

ex-plicit:

bro-i-love-you:

ariesinger:

b0n-er:

together-well-make-it:

sorbet:

chic-models:

malisalynn21:

chordykins:

darren-is-a-hot-girl:

openyoureyesthenightmareisreal:

personalityshit:

my jam

didnt even make it 30 seconds in and had to reblog

oh my fucking everything

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE THE PUSSY IS?

I DIED!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i cant stop laughing

HAHAHA

i might fuck your mother one day.

When he threw his glasses… what a sexy mother fucker

CRYING HAHAHAHAH

omg LMFAO

the funniest shit of my lifeee

lol

hahahhaha OMFG! so funny!

This is the funniest shit i’ve ever seeen!

ladies and gentlemen…the NEW eminem

HAHA OH WOIYAHHHHH

Guys where’d all the air go!? LMFAO that ending killed me

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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

doingthemost510:

purelyawkward:

MONEY.

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Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

 

My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? 

brunetteinferno:

OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

Show me the moneyyyy!

Orly?

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    Needs Headphones

babys-are-fucking-gross:

jessiebby-:



1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

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YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

OMG! I actually felt the scissors going on my hair!!

I usually don’t re-blog these things but this is canny trippy

OMG OMG OMG OMG FUCKING TRIPPYYYYY !!

HOLY HSFDGDFOGHSOGSODHG

OH MY GOD I FELT THE RAZOR OH MY OH MY GOD

They really need to make a lot more of these. It’s so amazing!

I laugh like an idiot with my earphone on..

 OMGGGGGG!! HAHAHHAHAHAH!! So daaaaamnnnn coooollll (:

OMG that was fun

OMG THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

LOL .

OMG SRSL YOU GUIS SRSLY GUIS GUIS!!!

DEER GOD~!!! hsduioahsn;

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